a cat on a snowboard

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I FINALLY RECORDED MYSELF EXPLAINING SOMETHING FUNNY ON TUMBLR TO MY MOM

I TRIED EXPLAINING THIS

IM GONNA FUCKING COMMIT

(Source: seselapod, via alot-like-lightning)

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15hypens:

in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class again

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bryarly:

grrrenadine:

ta da

Well this is surprisingly adorable.

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feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

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thefrogman:

Simon’s Cat’s Box Guide No. II by Simon Tofield [website | twitter]

(Source: iluvmutts, via wilwheaton)

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bryarly:

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but I still like it.

(Source: elftoaster)

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underestimatedoswinfangirl:

realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:

johnnydepps:

iamjonwanker:

yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 47 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 30 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 34 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 36 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 37 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 41 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 31 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 38 but hes really hot

yes mom hes 907 but hes really hot

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